I openly admit t

hat I get a bit obsessed with TV shows, and can form un-natural bonds with cartoon characters. It all started with Tennessee Tuxedo and Chumley in '78, and has worked it's way to the latest of my kindred painted and inked spirits: Krystal.
Squidbillies is just the greatest cartoon ever if you love trashy Americana. It was as if it was penned and voiced over just for little 'ol me. I just love it. You should
check it out.
Krystal is a side character: ex-girlfriend/one night stand of the main character Early, who could be described as a cross between Tommy Lee Jones as "Doo" in Coal Miner's Daughter and the bastard child of 10,000 raving Nascar fanatics on crystal meth. She is morbidly obese, promiscuous, lives on a stained mattress in the center of a junkyard, and has lines trimmed into the side of her mullet. Love at first sight.
So, just to be the lamest, no-life having bee-hatch this side of the Rockies, I made a "Krystal" myspace page. Complete with poorly drawn Krystal stuck in social interactions.
Come be my friend.