ink, marker, acrylic, decoupage, nail polish on cardboard shipping box, left intact to put any old trash in. about 8"x12"x2"
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Television
February 03, 2010
October 13, 2008
American Heroes and Madmen #4: Unknown Hinson
Acrylic 16x20, King of the Country and Western Troubadors
Vampire crooner, voice of Early Cuyler: Original photo by Mary Kraft, voice of Krystal
May 30, 2008
Channelling My Inner Mullet
I openly admit t
hat I get a bit obsessed with TV shows, and can form un-natural bonds with cartoon characters. It all started with Tennessee Tuxedo and Chumley in '78, and has worked it's way to the latest of my kindred painted and inked spirits: Krystal.
Squidbillies is just the greatest cartoon ever if you love trashy Americana. It was as if it was penned and voiced over just for little 'ol me. I just love it. You should check it out.
Krystal is a side character: ex-girlfriend/one night stand of the main character Early, who could be described as a cross between Tommy Lee Jones as "Doo" in Coal Miner's Daughter and the bastard child of 10,000 raving Nascar fanatics on crystal meth. She is morbidly obese, promiscuous, lives on a stained mattress in the center of a junkyard, and has lines trimmed into the side of her mullet. Love at first sight.
So, just to be the lamest, no-life having bee-hatch this side of the Rockies, I made a "Krystal" myspace page. Complete with poorly drawn Krystal stuck in social interactions. Come be my friend.
Squidbillies is just the greatest cartoon ever if you love trashy Americana. It was as if it was penned and voiced over just for little 'ol me. I just love it. You should check it out.
Krystal is a side character: ex-girlfriend/one night stand of the main character Early, who could be described as a cross between Tommy Lee Jones as "Doo" in Coal Miner's Daughter and the bastard child of 10,000 raving Nascar fanatics on crystal meth. She is morbidly obese, promiscuous, lives on a stained mattress in the center of a junkyard, and has lines trimmed into the side of her mullet. Love at first sight.
So, just to be the lamest, no-life having bee-hatch this side of the Rockies, I made a "Krystal" myspace page. Complete with poorly drawn Krystal stuck in social interactions. Come be my friend.
